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Hello!

I hope you enjoy my collection of obscenities.

galacticdad:

when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.

(Source: merzbildschwet, via tumboner)

Posted 13 Jun
And is evil just something you are
Or something you do?
- “Sister I’m a Poet”, Morrissey
Posted 9 Jun

kinsleesuzanne:

chazychazle:

Would it be effective censorship if I just photoshopped man nipples onto girl nipples

image 

(via fluent-in-lesbianism)

Posted 8 Jun
tastefullyoffensive:

[solfeggenerd]
secretly-a-zombie:

gr4y-cl0uds:

itsflooo:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

You the man

fucking beautiful

A lot of people don’t like Obama but seriously this man is more fucking metal than anyone. I mean seriously
My beautiful (yet poorly instagrammed) new running shoes :D Squeeee
stepchildofthesun:

crystalmeowth:

whorem0anz:

My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.

i sat here laughing for like ten minutes

I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING
and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE
And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?
him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*
Fucking Geordies. Haha